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Ok that’s it. the decision has been made. Im gonna go for another rebonding session tomorrow. Its been six months already. and already so curly and kembang. Initially I wanted to go for a trim and rebond later but arms too tired already la (for now) so I’m just gonna do it tomorrow la. no more procrastinating and cannot bring forward cos other Saturdays mite be busy.
I wanted to dye hair ala Cassadee Pope of Hey Monday but mama dun let. Haiya~ why last time when stil in school can dye hair then now working adult cannot dye hair? Like weird kn? To dat big bro answer: “now da professional” smart answer and I can’t argue with that. pfft! tried to think of some clever words to retort back but to no avail. He’s good, he’s damn go000ood. I cant imagine the look on clients’ faces or my bosses’ if they were to see my hair in blond streaks. Hahahaha!
And oh! That was some nasty pong in the pantry room. Wrong timing for me to enter the place la. when she walked out, she left some traces ok a lot of her back in the room. Her “scent” is overwhelming, in a bad way please, I have to hold my breath and let it go only when im back in my office. PUHH! even worse than the incinerator. With that I would like to ask, dun they care about their personal hygiene once they get married and gonna retire soon? Ya, I’m talking about ADULTS here. I noe school kids have them too but kids are just kids. They dun care how they smell or look like to the opposite sex. They just play and sweat.
Once they reached puberty maybe they’ll think of buying deodorants, perfumes and other whatnots with their lunch money which can keep them smelling fresh and nice. we’ve all gone thru that stage la where we groom ourselves just to attract that one person. BUT after snagging him or her for forever and after, they tend to slack. Yaaa the adults la who else. Take that lady in the pantry room as an example. Her “scent” is beyond words la I tell you. Haha! am not kidding lo. Anyways, doesn’t she care about her personal hygiene for herself and her family or what others mite smell (HAHAHAH!) of her? Puhh~ really la sia. I can still smell her from where im sitting. Like her odour stuck to my nose or something. “Do you have to let it linger~~~” hahahahah!
So please my fellow people, keep urself and your body smelling fresh and nice the whole day ok? Dun bully the others in public transports with your “scent”. Bring along ur deodorant and small perfume bottles if you must. Tak touch up make up takpe, as long as you smell nice, you will go a long way.
Smell nice people! :)
Oh oh! Dis just in!
CSO: can I have your address please miss?
Me: 5 shenton way…
CSO: ok 5 shen… err how to spell shenton? (laughs)
Me: -______________- S.H.E.N.T.O.N shenton!
Hahahahaha! Da macam teacher ajar spelling sia. help~
The boring weekly (if I bother la) weekend update. I purposely never update over the weekends at home cos I mite get distracted with tv, parents and brothers noise and whatnots. At least if I were to update when im in the office nobody disturb me rite? Yeah well except for the bosses and secretary and the standard “sha! Do this…”, “sha! …” bla bla bla crap, I’m almost always free in the office so I can type liberally with the words just flowing like the river (what the hell am I blabbering about?! -_-) <-- haha! that’s an example. Like ideas and words starts to flow to your brain and down to your fingers and suddenly eh? You’re done with one paragraph.
Moving on, I woke up very2 early like 8plus(??) on my off day leh and that’s like 4 hours earlier than my normal weekend waking up time. its not that I planned on waking up early and I did not set my alarm lo just that I knocked over a cup of leftover milo and the odour was so strong I had to wake up to clean up the mess. Urgh~ pagi2 da kene do hsework -___- after which I cant go back to sleep so I clean up the kitchen. I repeat I CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN(!!!) hahaha! What the… dun ask me wat has come over me. Hurhurr. Then I showered and lazed around the whole day. Very boring. I have no plans on that day so I just stayed home. Initial plan was to pay back my lack of sleep during the weekdays skali Saturday woke up super early and I wasnt feeling sleepy throughout the whole day. Amazing~
Sunday was the norm. woke up at 1plus, rolled around on the bed for awhile then started to make myself useful when the parents made noise. Cooked(!!!), eat, faced the pc for awhile then at nite was soccer, Red Devils versus The Reds which of cos devils won la. :) and that’s about it.
And there you have it, my boring weekend. I should make a movie out of it la. Diary of aWimpyBoring Kid. Will suit me and my life just fine.

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25th!
Monday, March 29, 2010 @ 2:27 PM
!!!BIG BROTHER TURNS 25!!!
omg, so old.
since mama not working dat day, she cooked up a storm, mainly bro's favourite dish, Chicken Lice oh i mean Chicken Rrrrice.
honey coate chicks. yummm~
and of cos...
... her famous CCF. oily goodness. slurp slurp~
simple celebration with the family only. no, dun have extra member cos bro stil single. heh.
I WANT MY “PIRATE” FRINGE BACK LEH!
@ 1:11 PM
Aftermath of rebonding and hairCUT (emphasized the word cos got story behind it) session: my hair is fugly now and that is fucking ugly in short.
Okla give chan. Not really hideously/repulsively/horribly/dreadfully ugly la, but short ugly. It just takes me way back to 2007 when my hair was at its shortest peak and now it’s that short again. Bahhh~ but at least dat time my hair was still acceptable lo. I dun mind the back area being short but she snipped most of my fringe and long “sideburns” off! My fringe, my glory seh dat one. I need my fringe and “sideburns” to hide my chubby face but she snipped it all off. I really dun appreciate that at all.
I got a very weird feeling that she must have been jealous of me.
Hahaha! It’s true lo. Well, it MIGHT be…
when I entered the salon very early Saturday morning, I was greeted by “oh wow! You’re so pretty!” (cheh bedek sia, geram jerrr) by my hairstylist for that day. Please eh before you even imagine anything, I wasn’t all dressed up that day. I was my slack-self, just in tshirt, shorts, slippers (do hair only ma) and a cap to cover my unstyled hair (cos want to rebond so no need spray until immobile). I just gave her my 0_0! face cos I was surprised by her greeting and it was stil so early for someone to be that bouncy. If I were to throw her against the wall, she confirm will bounce back.
Anyhows, so I thought I was in good hands la since she puji me all that aisey~. sekali, wait for it wait for it. she started playing with my hair asking me how I want my hair to be. So I told her, just trim off the ends and shape it abit. She replied with penuh confidence, like u can see it overflowing, “ok, will do”. And so the session started, so far so good cos her assistant was super attentive, ironing layer by layer. I just sat back and read magazines lo. Standard procedure for rebonding in almost all salons are the same, cream first then wash then blow dry then iron strait then neutralize and lastly trim then treatment rite? Correct me if im wrong. Dat was wat I experienced in other salons but not dis one. She go trim off the length first THEN neutralize then treatment then cut again. By then I was speechless la. I could not stop her already cos da cut takkan nak ask her to stop wait my hair cacat plak kn. Haiya. My fringe of cos I want asymmetrical, the shortest will end just at my right eyebrow but she cut ABOVE my eyebrow -______________- I emphasized the word CUT at the beginning cos she cut off my hair when I specifically asked for a trim. Do u just hate that? you asked for a trim but they gave you a cut.
So my conclusion, maybe she just jealous of me being pretty so she wanted to ugly-fy me. But if want to ugly-fy me pun agak agak ah. pfft! I went in looking “oh wow! You’re so pretty” but came out like one of Cinderella’s stepsister. Thanks eh. I just pulled on my cap thereafter.
Hope my hair grow by Thursday and Saturday la please. And dear friends, please be a dear and dun ask me out for at least a month, gimme grace period for my fringe to touch my eyebrow. Haha! yeah lor, very short sia. I stayed at home for 2 days die2 dowan go out, even to buy ice cream. Pathetic, yes.
Will post up pics of my “new” hair when it’s at “camwhoring” length already ok. For now, NO!
Oh yeah, I salon-hopped cos I haven found the most suitable place to rebond the hair. Suitable as in, affordable and they noe how to handle stubborn hair like mine. In total, I visited like 6 salons and and none of them left me a satisfied customer. The ONE salon at Century Square is by far the most ok one but too bloody hell expensive. I went home, 300bucks poorer but hair so much nicer. Hahahahaaa~ now in search for yet another salon before raya approaches.
-_______-
Okla give chan. Not really hideously/repulsively/horribly/dreadfully ugly la, but short ugly. It just takes me way back to 2007 when my hair was at its shortest peak and now it’s that short again. Bahhh~ but at least dat time my hair was still acceptable lo. I dun mind the back area being short but she snipped most of my fringe and long “sideburns” off! My fringe, my glory seh dat one. I need my fringe and “sideburns” to hide my chubby face but she snipped it all off. I really dun appreciate that at all.
I got a very weird feeling that she must have been jealous of me.
Hahaha! It’s true lo. Well, it MIGHT be…
when I entered the salon very early Saturday morning, I was greeted by “oh wow! You’re so pretty!” (cheh bedek sia, geram jerrr) by my hairstylist for that day. Please eh before you even imagine anything, I wasn’t all dressed up that day. I was my slack-self, just in tshirt, shorts, slippers (do hair only ma) and a cap to cover my unstyled hair (cos want to rebond so no need spray until immobile). I just gave her my 0_0! face cos I was surprised by her greeting and it was stil so early for someone to be that bouncy. If I were to throw her against the wall, she confirm will bounce back.
Anyhows, so I thought I was in good hands la since she puji me all that aisey~. sekali, wait for it wait for it. she started playing with my hair asking me how I want my hair to be. So I told her, just trim off the ends and shape it abit. She replied with penuh confidence, like u can see it overflowing, “ok, will do”. And so the session started, so far so good cos her assistant was super attentive, ironing layer by layer. I just sat back and read magazines lo. Standard procedure for rebonding in almost all salons are the same, cream first then wash then blow dry then iron strait then neutralize and lastly trim then treatment rite? Correct me if im wrong. Dat was wat I experienced in other salons but not dis one. She go trim off the length first THEN neutralize then treatment then cut again. By then I was speechless la. I could not stop her already cos da cut takkan nak ask her to stop wait my hair cacat plak kn. Haiya. My fringe of cos I want asymmetrical, the shortest will end just at my right eyebrow but she cut ABOVE my eyebrow -______________- I emphasized the word CUT at the beginning cos she cut off my hair when I specifically asked for a trim. Do u just hate that? you asked for a trim but they gave you a cut.
So my conclusion, maybe she just jealous of me being pretty so she wanted to ugly-fy me. But if want to ugly-fy me pun agak agak ah. pfft! I went in looking “oh wow! You’re so pretty” but came out like one of Cinderella’s stepsister. Thanks eh. I just pulled on my cap thereafter.
Hope my hair grow by Thursday and Saturday la please. And dear friends, please be a dear and dun ask me out for at least a month, gimme grace period for my fringe to touch my eyebrow. Haha! yeah lor, very short sia. I stayed at home for 2 days die2 dowan go out, even to buy ice cream. Pathetic, yes.
Will post up pics of my “new” hair when it’s at “camwhoring” length already ok. For now, NO!
Oh yeah, I salon-hopped cos I haven found the most suitable place to rebond the hair. Suitable as in, affordable and they noe how to handle stubborn hair like mine. In total, I visited like 6 salons and and none of them left me a satisfied customer. The ONE salon at Century Square is by far the most ok one but too bloody hell expensive. I went home, 300bucks poorer but hair so much nicer. Hahahahaaa~ now in search for yet another salon before raya approaches.
-_______-
OF HAIR, B.O AND C.S.O (OK THAT RHYMES)
Friday, March 26, 2010 @ 11:29 AM
Ok that’s it. the decision has been made. Im gonna go for another rebonding session tomorrow. Its been six months already. and already so curly and kembang. Initially I wanted to go for a trim and rebond later but arms too tired already la (for now) so I’m just gonna do it tomorrow la. no more procrastinating and cannot bring forward cos other Saturdays mite be busy.
I wanted to dye hair ala Cassadee Pope of Hey Monday but mama dun let. Haiya~ why last time when stil in school can dye hair then now working adult cannot dye hair? Like weird kn? To dat big bro answer: “now da professional” smart answer and I can’t argue with that. pfft! tried to think of some clever words to retort back but to no avail. He’s good, he’s damn go000ood. I cant imagine the look on clients’ faces or my bosses’ if they were to see my hair in blond streaks. Hahahaha!
And oh! That was some nasty pong in the pantry room. Wrong timing for me to enter the place la. when she walked out, she left some traces ok a lot of her back in the room. Her “scent” is overwhelming, in a bad way please, I have to hold my breath and let it go only when im back in my office. PUHH! even worse than the incinerator. With that I would like to ask, dun they care about their personal hygiene once they get married and gonna retire soon? Ya, I’m talking about ADULTS here. I noe school kids have them too but kids are just kids. They dun care how they smell or look like to the opposite sex. They just play and sweat.
Once they reached puberty maybe they’ll think of buying deodorants, perfumes and other whatnots with their lunch money which can keep them smelling fresh and nice. we’ve all gone thru that stage la where we groom ourselves just to attract that one person. BUT after snagging him or her for forever and after, they tend to slack. Yaaa the adults la who else. Take that lady in the pantry room as an example. Her “scent” is beyond words la I tell you. Haha! am not kidding lo. Anyways, doesn’t she care about her personal hygiene for herself and her family or what others mite smell (HAHAHAH!) of her? Puhh~ really la sia. I can still smell her from where im sitting. Like her odour stuck to my nose or something. “Do you have to let it linger~~~” hahahahah!
So please my fellow people, keep urself and your body smelling fresh and nice the whole day ok? Dun bully the others in public transports with your “scent”. Bring along ur deodorant and small perfume bottles if you must. Tak touch up make up takpe, as long as you smell nice, you will go a long way.
Smell nice people! :)
Oh oh! Dis just in!
CSO: can I have your address please miss?
Me: 5 shenton way…
CSO: ok 5 shen… err how to spell shenton? (laughs)
Me: -______________- S.H.E.N.T.O.N shenton!
Hahahahaha! Da macam teacher ajar spelling sia. help~
Lacklustre
Monday, March 22, 2010 @ 4:44 PM
The boring weekly (if I bother la) weekend update. I purposely never update over the weekends at home cos I mite get distracted with tv, parents and brothers noise and whatnots. At least if I were to update when im in the office nobody disturb me rite? Yeah well except for the bosses and secretary and the standard “sha! Do this…”, “sha! …” bla bla bla crap, I’m almost always free in the office so I can type liberally with the words just flowing like the river (what the hell am I blabbering about?! -_-) <-- haha! that’s an example. Like ideas and words starts to flow to your brain and down to your fingers and suddenly eh? You’re done with one paragraph.
Moving on, I woke up very2 early like 8plus(??) on my off day leh and that’s like 4 hours earlier than my normal weekend waking up time. its not that I planned on waking up early and I did not set my alarm lo just that I knocked over a cup of leftover milo and the odour was so strong I had to wake up to clean up the mess. Urgh~ pagi2 da kene do hsework -___- after which I cant go back to sleep so I clean up the kitchen. I repeat I CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN(!!!) hahaha! What the… dun ask me wat has come over me. Hurhurr. Then I showered and lazed around the whole day. Very boring. I have no plans on that day so I just stayed home. Initial plan was to pay back my lack of sleep during the weekdays skali Saturday woke up super early and I wasnt feeling sleepy throughout the whole day. Amazing~
Sunday was the norm. woke up at 1plus, rolled around on the bed for awhile then started to make myself useful when the parents made noise. Cooked(!!!), eat, faced the pc for awhile then at nite was soccer, Red Devils versus The Reds which of cos devils won la. :) and that’s about it.
And there you have it, my boring weekend. I should make a movie out of it la. Diary of a
BBQ-IMAGE HEAVY!
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 @ 11:03 PM
I never thought planning a barbeque for the family would sooo stressful. Oh hell yeah it was. Everyone is either chipping in ideas or scrapping others out (the adults la make this so complicated not us kids ok) But all ended well and the barbeque was a success, if I do say so myself. Despite all the aftermaths read: muscle cramps, aching bodies, messy flyaway hair/s and loads of leftover food, we all had fun. Da lama per tak barbeque. -_- the last time we all had one as a family was like 2 years ago. Takde lama lagi per. But that time was a chalet so we made things easier by just booking a pit over at Pasir Ris this time round. I’m not a fan of sleeping outside my house anyways, reason being, haha! what else the hair la.
Anyways, the weather forecast from Wednesday onwards was showers in most areas and when Saturday approaches, mr sun sun mr golden sun was still playing hide and seek with us. The main organizer, bro Zaini, was already panicking from 1230pm onwards (padahal bbq was scheduled to start around 4 plus like dat) and relatives started bombarding him with “rain” smses and he panicked even more. -_- we were all like “relac ah baru kul bape pe. we got like 3 more hours to go for the rain to stop”. actually I oso tgh fikiran cos I thinking about my hair! Painstakingly straightened it until maha straight already lo wait effort washed away by the rain. Pun intended. Hurhurr~

By the time we reached Pasir Ris Park, the sun popped out. Alhamdulillah our event is saved! (or so we thought).


eh wat i never help?! i helping by taking pictures lo!
We trudged to our designated pit which was approximately dunno how many kilometers away from our car (da macam hiking seh. Hahaha!) and then we felt droplets then it stopped then the wind blew, very hard.

Very nice.
at our pit, the wind blew even harder and I swear my face was -___________- cos my hair was literally flying off my head lo. Fuhh! The boys started pitching our tents...

and me and mama crawled in to escape all the chaos.


inside and outside
my hair miraculously behaved once i stepped into the tent. and while the boys pitched another tent...


...girls will be girls. well~

look at the ground! very wet hor. haiya. i decided to brave the rain lo since no one else except family members ard and no one to tangkap glam with.








the variety of food we all chipped in to buy/cook.
while everyone was either arranging foodstuff or lighting up the pit and being/appearing helpful, yours truly "volunteered" to fetch Baby Torres at his dad's car. his dad left him and his mummy in the car cos raining quite heavily at first ma. hehehee~ so i got to escape. very clever eh.

curious little tyke dis one. i had to make so many pitstops cos his eyes were roaming ard so i stopped for him to look ard first.

his face like one to fight. kecik2 da terror.
and sooo... LET"S GET THE BBQ GOING la!

the main chefs. somehow its always "US". *ooh ooh pedas pedas*

trying to look helpful but at last looked posed. can see the hint of smile dere. heh.


*makes slurping noises*


while they were busy, eh i oso busy ok...





...busy eating and posing.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
oh ya, ppl say me and cousin nana same face. same meh?
then after stuffing our faces with lotsa food, us kids amused ourselves by playing frisbee and soccer!



as you can see from the pic above, no holds barred punya! penyekkn opponent pun jadi. lucky cousin ilham light. haha!



i was tired by the start of the soccer game. hahah! i was whining for us to play captain's ball at least not as strenuous as soccer ma but to no avail. my legs felt like jelly soon after. wat to do da 4years tak PE. -_-! the fact that ive gained alot of weight since i left school is not helping either.

HAH! SEMPAT!

another SEMPAT! moment while the rest were running after the ball.

aah mesti nak selit :P

k da penat and da curl. HAHAHAAA!
we all took a breather since it was getting dark and all of us were thirsty and tired from all the running. but the bbq-in and eating still continued. by night time, all hell breaks loose and all of us were jumping around taking pics and such.

as usual i looked heavy.
( -_- )


u all got feel the ground shake or not? if u noticed, the ones who were jumping were the "chubby" ones. hurhurr~



baby torres: help~




one with dearest nenek la. since just now no pictures of her eh except one or two. cos u cant expect her to jump around like her grandchildren ma. from start to finish, she just sit at the VIP seat oni, like kena glued already.


baby torres: HELP~
HAHAHAAA~ topi same geng.
:)

close to 2am already so one last shot before we leave. u all think we pitched tents want to overnight but no lo since no one wants to and the tents played the shelter and putting-our-stuff-in-one-place roles can already.
tired, full, muscles confirm cramp dese few days, messy hair, sweaty armpits (HAHA!) we all went home wit smiles on our faces. cheh macam tahu je
until next time y'all!
:D
Anyways, the weather forecast from Wednesday onwards was showers in most areas and when Saturday approaches, mr sun sun mr golden sun was still playing hide and seek with us. The main organizer, bro Zaini, was already panicking from 1230pm onwards (padahal bbq was scheduled to start around 4 plus like dat) and relatives started bombarding him with “rain” smses and he panicked even more. -_- we were all like “relac ah baru kul bape pe. we got like 3 more hours to go for the rain to stop”. actually I oso tgh fikiran cos I thinking about my hair! Painstakingly straightened it until maha straight already lo wait effort washed away by the rain. Pun intended. Hurhurr~



eh wat i never help?! i helping by taking pictures lo!
We trudged to our designated pit which was approximately dunno how many kilometers away from our car (da macam hiking seh. Hahaha!) and then we felt droplets then it stopped then the wind blew, very hard.

Very nice.
at our pit, the wind blew even harder and I swear my face was -___________- cos my hair was literally flying off my head lo. Fuhh! The boys started pitching our tents...

and me and mama crawled in to escape all the chaos.


inside and outside
my hair miraculously behaved once i stepped into the tent. and while the boys pitched another tent...


...girls will be girls. well~

look at the ground! very wet hor. haiya. i decided to brave the rain lo since no one else except family members ard and no one to tangkap glam with.








the variety of food we all chipped in to buy/cook.
while everyone was either arranging foodstuff or lighting up the pit and being/appearing helpful, yours truly "volunteered" to fetch Baby Torres at his dad's car. his dad left him and his mummy in the car cos raining quite heavily at first ma. hehehee~ so i got to escape. very clever eh.

curious little tyke dis one. i had to make so many pitstops cos his eyes were roaming ard so i stopped for him to look ard first.

his face like one to fight. kecik2 da terror.
and sooo... LET"S GET THE BBQ GOING la!

the main chefs. somehow its always "US". *ooh ooh pedas pedas*

trying to look helpful but at last looked posed. can see the hint of smile dere. heh.


*makes slurping noises*


while they were busy, eh i oso busy ok...





...busy eating and posing.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
oh ya, ppl say me and cousin nana same face. same meh?
then after stuffing our faces with lotsa food, us kids amused ourselves by playing frisbee and soccer!



as you can see from the pic above, no holds barred punya! penyekkn opponent pun jadi. lucky cousin ilham light. haha!



i was tired by the start of the soccer game. hahah! i was whining for us to play captain's ball at least not as strenuous as soccer ma but to no avail. my legs felt like jelly soon after. wat to do da 4years tak PE. -_-! the fact that ive gained alot of weight since i left school is not helping either.

HAH! SEMPAT!

another SEMPAT! moment while the rest were running after the ball.

aah mesti nak selit :P

k da penat and da curl. HAHAHAAA!
we all took a breather since it was getting dark and all of us were thirsty and tired from all the running. but the bbq-in and eating still continued. by night time, all hell breaks loose and all of us were jumping around taking pics and such.

as usual i looked heavy.
( -_- )


u all got feel the ground shake or not? if u noticed, the ones who were jumping were the "chubby" ones. hurhurr~



baby torres: help~




one with dearest nenek la. since just now no pictures of her eh except one or two. cos u cant expect her to jump around like her grandchildren ma. from start to finish, she just sit at the VIP seat oni, like kena glued already.


baby torres: HELP~
HAHAHAAA~ topi same geng.
:)

close to 2am already so one last shot before we leave. u all think we pitched tents want to overnight but no lo since no one wants to and the tents played the shelter and putting-our-stuff-in-one-place roles can already.
tired, full, muscles confirm cramp dese few days, messy hair, sweaty armpits (HAHA!) we all went home wit smiles on our faces. cheh macam tahu je
until next time y'all!
:D